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Goodbye, Flyover Country
They're doing it for us
The people have spoked
Snarkfest 2008
The gun show
Fuck me, but not up the ass
Wherever I go, there I am
A day to remember
A page out of Vogue
Yet more shame
Mr. Stupidhead
The weak in review
Only sixteen
I dream of lawyers
An end to bullying
All heroined out
A gal loves her SOB
Patti
My image to think of
Better friends that I deserve
Would you buy a previously owned vehicle from this man?
Almost-anniversary special: Amazing illusory walls of Italy!
My true colours I continue to marvel at others' stupidity while apparently remaining really stupid myself! My dad turns 90
Mental health — I'm liking it!
Dissed-aster (the unfillable void) Goodbye, group therapy Punching myself in the face, and electrocuting Abdul Another intellectual thug Remembering Martin Jerome Kaufman Fields of play The devil she knew
The case for elitism
Choosing the laughter At this time, it's all downhill from here...
In praise of older women, in contempt of younger men
Missing American sports, but not that much
Trust no one over 35...in a Ramones T-shirt
Johnny Cash unbeatified, and praying for those departed
Leaving Borneo, 2005
Frozen in Sardinia, January 2006